Stupid Raisins

We have a materials library at work, and the librarian always has reps who come in and bring treats with them. Today it was cookies. I went to get a cookie all sly-like, and I saw one piece that was upside down. It looked like it was chocolate chip, and then even up-close it looked like choc chip w/nuts. I was SUPER excited. Then I bit into it. OATMEAL RAISIN! DAMMIT. You know…actually, I don’t even see any oatmeal in here. It’s like someone deliberately put raisins in a regular cookie to mess with people. Fucker.