"I know this obsession with thinness is unhealthy and anti-feminist, but that's what a fat girl would say."

Ok, I'm back, and my first order of business is to assert the utter perfection of The Simpsons. It is the greatest show on television, hands down.

Am I on Crazy Pills, or are all of the movies that are coming out now utterly syrupy and over the top? I thought this was when all of the Oscar-contender-type movies were supposed to come out. What about that new Matthew McConaughey movie? How many times are they gonna remake "Hoosiers" anyway? And then there's the new Will Smith. Sorry. I don't wanna go see a movie that makes me cry watching the preview. Lemme guess: Is there a scene in the movie where the cute little boy with the welled-up eyes and the cracking voice looks at his dad and asks, "But why did she have to die?" You guys have to let me know.

I'm very pleased that The Office is on tonight. It's like someone planted a camera in my head and watched my workday. The only difference is the boss situation. Everything else is exactly the same. But the names have been changed to protect the innocent. Needess to say I have gone online and ordered Dunder Mifflin mugs for some of my coworkers for Christmas. I would come home and tell my roomie, who writes for the telly, the stories from my work, and he would say to me, "You realize you work in The Office, don't you?" It makes me happy that the nation can watch my pain and laugh at it with me. The only sad thing is that I realize my life can be and has been reduced to 22 minutes a week. What the hell else am I doing with my time?...Playing Bejeweled I guess. It's like Crack, Man. Really.

Ok, that's all for now.
Love you guys.